Peter Piper PEEEEPER!!!

Dear Elijah,
I can hardly type, I'm laughing so hard! Your dad and I have had quite a night. First of all, for some odd reason you went to sleep earlier than you usually do tonight, and so your dad and I were just hanging out, watching t.v. and eating ice cream. It all started when earlier in the evening, your dad was in the kitchen trying to find a bowl for his ice cream. I went walking into the kitchen right when he was going to turn around to look in another cupboard, and he got so startled and embarrassed for be startled all at the same time, so he exclaimed... "Don't you scare me today!!!" HAHAHAHAHA. I have to say that I laughed in his face. Who says that! Usually people scream or say something faster and that doesn't make sense. Anyway, later on I snuck off to our bedroom while your daddy was putting on the dvd our favorite show, and was so excited to play a trick on your dad!!! Hahahaha! I got the idea while brushing my teeth. I put a huge atlas under the covers at the foot of his side of the bed! Teeeeheeeheeehee! Then to top it off I put his hair gel container under his pillow. He happened to walk by when I was adjusting the atlas, and I quickly straightened up and was acting super awkward. He was only walking by the room to go to the bathroom, but when he saw me, he backed up again and looked at me funny! I had to think up a cover story. so... I exclaimed... "You scared me!" and he started laughing and kept walking to the bathroom. But I was laughing so hard, and he thought it was because he scared me, but really I was laughing because I was so amused by the fact that there was an atlas under the blankets! We returned to the living room where we watched our show and he scratched my head. I decided to look at facebook really quick before I went to bed, and saw that your cousin Nicholas had cut his little head open and needed staples in his poor little head! This was distressing, so I told your dad, and showed him the picture of Nic's head :( Well, after that we were off to bed and discussing tomorrows schedule, when your dad looked at me all serious and said... "So all we know is that he hurt his head at Peter Piper Peeeper... ugh, NEVERMIND!" I lost it! He was meaning to say Peter Piper Pizza, and peeeeeper came out instead! AAAAaaaaahahahahahaha. I was laughing so hard that I forgot about my tricks. He was laughing too, but trying to shush me at the same time because he was bringing you in the room, and didn't want me to wake you up from my high pitch laughter. Then, to put the cherry on top of everything, he got into bed finally and then was like... "what the!!! Oh my gosh babe, what is at my feet?! Is that a book?" I exclaimed, "IT'S AN ATLAS!!! bwaaaahahahaha" So he shoved it over to my side as I was rolling around in the covers unable to breath, and said your so weird! Then he found the hair gel, and started busting up! I squealed even louder and thought I was pretty much the funniest person in the world. All the while you are sleeping through all of this. You poor baby! Hahaha... Then when all the stuff was out of the bed and I started to calm down, we were talking about stuff, and I confessed that he didn't scare me earlier. He was like... "oh my gosh, you were totally laughing to yourself weren't you? thinking you were so funny. Your such a nerd." He's right... I was totally dweeben it... We were just about to get some shut eye, when I stretched at the very moment your dad was readjusting, and I bonked him super hard in the eye ball with my elbow! There we went again!!! We were laughing soooooooooooooooooo hard, and your poor dad was in pain. Then he said... "and remember when we were salsa dancing and the mug moved?" He meant to say rug, not mug, and that sent me into another laughing spell. Especially because it actually did remind me of the rug moving which sent your dad falling to the floor! Oh my goodness Elijah... We had quite a night. This is why you need to stay awake longer with us. Without you to play with, we apparently go a little nuts. I love you baby boy. Can't wait to share all this craziness with you when you will be old enough to participate and remember. Night!